Life in sunny South Florida is very different than anywhere else in the U.S.. Every summer, we dodge hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, water spouts and dangerous lightning. The local flora grows out of control. Just when you finish pruning the shrubs and mowing the lawn, it's time to start all over again.
   In the spring, (there are no falls or winters) we dodge huge weapons of the road. Cadillacs, Lincolns and various other heavily armored vehicles terrorize and clog up the streets. These vehicles of slaughter are driven by tourists who know nothing about Florida traffic laws. It's no wonder why Floridians display unique bumper stickers on their automobiles.
   Many of these bumper stickers would be out of place if displayed anywhere else.
 

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